NORTH CAROLINA, Y'ALL!

In North Carolina, getting that last boost of mind space, finishing the last two songs for the new album! They'll be done by midnight. Tomorrow's sun shall rise a new dawn!

Then I'm going to go into Asheville and go to Mamacita's, awesome burritos. Like, hippie burritos. Like, really spicy vegan stuff. Makes my day. I wonder if anyone's playing a show. If not it'll just be off to Broadway's for a few beers. Except that when my wallet was stolen in Florida, not only did they get a REALLY cute picture of my dog Maxine, but they got my Broadway's membership card! Bastards! In parts of North Carolina, you have to be a "member" to drink there. Weird, huh?

I WANT TO SPEND MY MONEY AND YOUR MONEY.

I want to spend everyone's money on a shopping spree today. I also want a new couch that isn't PINK VELVET that I found at my secret thrift store in North Carolina, which is covered in toxic dog snot from my rescue friend LENORE, thank you LENORE.



What I REALLY like is being on the phone with credit card companies.

YEAH, IT'S HAPPENED.

I'd been meaning to get this going, you know, since July of last year, when I went into a k-hole of 5 DVD seasons of LOST and untold numbers of boxes of Franzia, but luckily things have evolved since then, I am decidedly NOT dead, and therefore able to get this blog going. If you want to know what was going on this time last year, feel free to visit the now-defunct yostupidz.blogspot.com (or else the ongoing contributions to Blurt Magazine at www.blurt-online.com/blogs/author/61/) and read up on all of that. Bienvenue a la neu blog de Coco. Bon appetit.